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A Mess of a Day
File under: Andy, Jaime
Today was the closing of our mortgage refinancing (yay!), and since we met Andy halfway then went out to dinner, he hadn't been home until we all came in together this evening. He walked in the kitchen and said, "What's up with the counter?" I was still in the office, so at first I didn't know what he was talking about. Then I remembered that it was a complete disaster of groceries, mail, dishes, etc. that I just hadn't had time to deal with that afternoon before Noelle and I left.

I told him hey, at least it's unusual enough for it to be such a mess that you had to ask what happened. It reminded me of that cartoon where the house is a wreck and the mom is laying in bed while the kids go crazy, and the husband asks what happened. She says "You know how you ask me what I do all day? Well today I didn't do it."

Another mess today was during Noelle's nap, when I heard her say "I need to wash my fingers" and went in to see removed pants and diaper, and, well, you can guess the rest. She did sweetly say "thank you, Mommy" as I was changing her sheets, but I was still disgusted. And that's why I didn't get around to cleaning off the counter!

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How a you?
File under: Noelle Jordan
Noelle's been pretending to talk on the phone for a long time now, but mostly it's just been a quick hello, over and over again, and not much else.

Today in the car she had her cell phone (my old one) and carried on a whole conversation.

Hello?
How a you?
You doin much?
Me too.
Okay.
I call you back.
Bye.

She had several variations of the same basic conversation, and it cracked me up.

I love it! Today Ella made hotdog and potato chip soup, but when I tried to "eat" some she said, "No mommy, too hot." I guess that they're listening even if we don't always realize it :)

Heather - November 28, 2007 08:28 pm

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Back from thanksgiving, and boy am I giving thanks!
File under: General, Andy
Jaime, Noelle, and I travelled up to Northern Illinois for the Thanksgiving break. We left Wed afternoon at 4:20pm and didn't arrive in New Lenox (where her parents live) until 1:30am. That's right...we were on the road for over 9 hours...for something that should only be a 8 hour trip max!

Our time in New Lenox was great though. We had a great time with family, and friends, Jaime and I spent some time with fellow Whiskerino-ians Chad (monkey boy), and Tony (hey Zeus), and we ate lots of good food. And then it came time to drive home.

While the trip back to Nashville went FAR better than the trip UP, it was still excruciating. I love road trips, but lately my knees have been giving me grief, and on long trips where I can't stretch out my legs, it's tough. Not to mention having an almost 2 year old in the car.

We made it back though, and in good time (left at 12:30, got back around 9:00). So I'm back at work, and giving thanks for not having to drive again for another few weeks.

Oh, and we're DEFINITELY buying a portable DVD player for Noelle before we make the trip to Florida for Christmas.

We have a DVD player for the car if you want us to send it to you. It even has dual screens. LUVU

Mom - November 26, 2007 08:04 pm

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Ideas Needed
File under: Noelle Jordan
What do you do indoors with a toddler that hates all things crafty. I'm sure she'll grow into it, but Noelle hates painting, playdough, coloring, gluing, EVERYTHING CRAFTY. That's a big chunk of my "entertaining a toddler" arsenal. Today I tried to have her lay down on paper so I could trace her body, and she got up and ran off crying, then crawled under her table saying "I want to hide." I'm at a loss, and coming into the colder winter season, I'm not all that excited. Post your ideas, or offers to come take this child for the day, in the comments below.

I don't have kids and I'm not a girl, so my opinion shouldn't matter. That being said, don't little girls like to play with dolls and make believe that they are princesses and stuff? Maybe you can play pretend. I'd offer to watch her, but gratefully I live far away. ;-)

Robbie - November 12, 2007 07:47 pm

yeah. i'd offer to watch her, but its pretty far away. does she like puzzles? like the wooden ones with big pieces maybe? or blocks to build things? that's all i've got in my social work arsenal...so good luck!

*sara* - November 12, 2007 10:48 pm

It sounds like she likes hiding. You should play a game of hide and seek, and just take a really long time to find her. I also don't have kids, but after hearing about the book titled "Growing Kids Gods Way" I decided to write a book called "Growing Kids Dogs Way" based on my experiences with Wrigley and Gizmo. Most advice ends with just put them in the cage. So I guess you could try that, but it's not selling very well, and remember I am not a licensed therapist.

Richard - November 13, 2007 08:14 am

Ok,here are some ideas that worked with her daddy, maybe she will like them too. Build a fort with a bedspread over the table. Crawl under with her and read stories, let her take her dolls undre there and play by herself. Time for the CD's, play them and teach her songs and silly dances. Let her play drums on your pots and pans, oops better ask Daddy first or get her some of her own. Take her to the library for story time. Remember, it isn't necessary to entertain her all the time, allow her to play by herself at times so she will get the idea of creative play.

carol - November 13, 2007 10:41 am

When do you want to bring her over? How about next week?

Nana - November 13, 2007 04:48 pm

Some of my friends said they'd like to start a support group for those of us who don't know what to do with our kids. "My name is Jaime and I don't know how to play with my toddler." She is really good at playing by herself most days, but sometimes she just wants me by her side all the time, all the while acting like she's so bored with me. Yesterday she didn't want to go for a walk, didn't want to go to the playground, didn't want to read, just wanted to freak out. I think getting some new toys for Christmas and birthday will help. I'm asking for a lot of open ended basic toys.

Jaime - November 13, 2007 04:53 pm

Yes, this is why the boys and I go out somewhere every day if we can. Of course, I have lots of stores within 5-10 minutes, unlike you. Target popcorn and a drink are only $1 and they love looking around! Petco is another favorite. Kohls has toys to look at and nice strollers. We go to the mall and climb on the cars and vido games. At this point, they don't ask for $ to put into the games. Jackson is just now getting into drawing/coloring, so be patient. Jeremiah recently dumped my recipe box... It was one of those moments where I weighed the options. He has entertained himself for so long with that thing, I'm glad I didn't tell him, "No!" He calls the recipes "mail" and also recently has really enjoyed putting money into a bank.

Mindy - November 14, 2007 12:56 pm

I talked with a young mother last night at church and she mentioned that little girls like role playing. Maybe getting her a little set of dishes, pans or such or just letting her play with some Tupperware and wooden spoons. She could pretend to be cooking. What about dress up? A trip to the Goodwill for some grown up shoes and dresses might be fun.

Carol - November 15, 2007 06:09 am

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What's wrong with this picture
File under: General
To go along with Andy's weight loss goals, we just bought a new bathroom scale. Our old one was not digital, and it's really old and not all that reliable. The new one I bought comes with a free 6 month subscription to Weight Watchers Magazine. All you have to do is mail in this subscription form along with a copy of your receipt from purchasing the scale.

My receipt has these three items on it:
Bath scale
Milk Duds
Raisinets

I obviously wasn't thinking about being caught red handed buying CANDY while I'm asking for a weight loss magazine. Oh well! I guess that's why I need it.

Totally busted.

Andy Matthews - November 08, 2007 12:20 pm

I am laughing out loud on that one, may even share it at Weight Watchers next week. The ladies will all get a kick out of it for sure.

carol - November 08, 2007 03:00 pm

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Daylight Savings Time visits the Matthews Household
File under: General, Noelle Jordan, Andy
Twice every year the United States, and many other countries around the world, perform a ritual dating all the way back to the ancient Romans (that's even older than my parents). This practice, known alternately as Daylight Savings Time (DST) in the US, "summer time" in the United Kingdom, requires us to adjust our clocks forwards or backwards one hour depending on the time of year.

"Spring forward, fall back" has become a common mantra for those of us who have difficulty remembering which way is which. In spring and the summer we get an extra hour of daylight in the evenings, while in the fall and winter months, it gets dark as early as 5pm (here in Nashville at least). While this can be a good thing during the summer months, it really can play havoc with us in the winter. There's a 4X higher incidents of traffic accidents in the fall/winter, farmers have less time in the fields, and my daughter Noelle wakes up one whole hour earlier than normal.

You heard me. We finally got her trained to sleep through the night (only took us 16 months). Then we finally got her to start waking up sometime around 7pm reliably and now the US government perpetrates this on us? She's woken up earlier than 6:30 every morning since DST went into effect. Now mind you, I enjoy spending time with Noelle, especially since she's getting a personality, and I can interact with her. But when you're used to sleeping in until around 7, waking up an hour early is a jarring thing.

Also, in addition to her early rising habits these days, she's learned how to take off her pajamas. That's added an entirely new suite of things that could greet me when I walk into her room in the morning. For example, twice so far this week I've heard her talking to herself saying "my zip, my...zip". This is a bad sign as it means she's managed to unzip her pajamas to some degree or another. Usually she's only gotten the zipper down to her foot, but it seems she's learned how to completely take her pajamas off. What do I see when I walk in but a mostly naked baby with a diaper that's half off. Luckily it was just a wet diaper or I would have started off the day with a bath.

Anyway, just wanted to share with you the joys of parenthood and children who are early risers.

So your little Houdini is now getting out of her PJ's.....At least she hasn't taken her diaper off with the PJ's. I agree about DST...I hate that it is not dark right after I get home, or before.

Mom - November 07, 2007 02:10 pm

She may not have taken the diaper off completely, but the half off she's mastered could do damage as well! Andy neglected to mention what was all over Noelle's hands this morning.

Jaime Matthews - November 07, 2007 03:01 pm

Yeah...actually decided not to mention it. But Noelle had poop on her hands this morning. She apparently reached down the back of her diaper and got it on her fingers.

Andy - November 07, 2007 03:41 pm

YUCK!!! Good luck with that situation. I don't have any words of wisdom on that, hopefully just the smell would discourage her from doing it again.

mom - November 08, 2007 05:44 am

I seem to remember that happening with a little girl that lived in my house.

Mom B - November 08, 2007 07:03 am

Well, she definitely didn't like it. She was holding her hands away from her like she didn't even want them to be attached to her. But then again, this is the second time she's done that so who knows. She kept saying "look daddy, what IS it?".

Andy - November 08, 2007 07:03 am

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Let the time of the bearding now commence!
File under: General, Andy
Click to see a larger photo Those of you who've followed our website for at least two years know that I participate in a bi-yearly male bonding ritual known as Whiskerino. On the surface, it claims to be a "beard contest", but at it's core, Whiskerino is a celebration of masculinity, a chance to be "a dude", a way to "stick it to the man" (for those participants who work in the corporate world), and finally it's a way to avoid shaving for an entire FOUR MONTH period of time.

This will be my 3rd Whiskerino and I've been looking forward to this since the close of the last. You can see what I ended up with on Feb 28, 2006, as well as see all of the pictures I took during those 4 months. You can follow my progress during this year's contest if you like.

On a more serious note, I'm planning on using Whiskerino2007 to begin working on a personal goal as well. I'm a big guy, anyone who's seen me can attest to that. But over the past 5 or 6 years, I've been letting myself get too lax in my physical well-being. Part of the problem is that I sit at a computer for 8+ hours a day, the other part is that I eat too much. I'm just thankful that I have a good metabolism or I'd weight a lot more than I do now. Anyway, I want to lose weight, but more importantly I want to get in shape...to be able to walk uphill with Noelle without stripping the bark off trees because of my huffing and puffing.

So, bring on the beard, bring on the exercise, bring on the low-fat, low-carb, high-protein, high-fiber diet, bring on the absence of sodas. But most of all, bring on the support from my friends and family.

I'm so tempted.

Richard McElroy - November 01, 2007 02:17 pm

Do it, Richard! Chad Griffin and Tony Mason are on there, too. All the cool kids are growing beards.

Jaime Matthews - November 01, 2007 07:14 pm

Sadly it might already be too late Richard. They appear to have already put a cap in place, right at 300.

Andy Matthews - November 02, 2007 07:17 am

Let the games begin!! You do soooooo need a beard to cover up that baby face...

Mom - November 02, 2007 11:42 am

Your Mom did and so can you, go for and keep it up.

Dad - November 02, 2007 12:26 pm

Mom grew a beard? I'd say she should join the contest, except that it's already closed. And there are no girls allowed.

Andy Matthews - November 05, 2007 07:02 am

Rob and I have been talking and if it is closed then maybe we will have to do one on The Experience. Now if I could just convince Kari of the merit. . .

Richard McElroy - November 07, 2007 09:32 am

VERRY funny....about the beard and me... I think he was talking about the weight loss in the latter part of your post. We need to talk about that.

Mom - November 07, 2007 01:13 pm

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